Maddox's Fan Fiction Emporium (April Fool's '13) Things that sucked about E3: The wrap-up. I liked it better when it was called Army of Darkness. I'm horrible and "disguisting" (3 new pieces of hate mail). Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I think of Osama Bin Laden being dead and it makes me happy.
Make your own Osama bin Laden death cookies!įacebook Quizzes Are Stupid (April Fool's '14)
Things you're doing wrong every day: everything. The ABC News saga and the screenshot that forced them to issue an apology. Here's how every company in America can save 23% on wages.ĭancing Man and the cult of well-intentioned idiots.
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Mad Max: The only review you need to read for the only movie you need to watch. We are in the midst of a global cataclysmic Appocalypse. Things I hate about modern gaming: stories. Self-checkout lanes are garbage and so are the people who use them. Things I'm tired of seeing in horror movies. Penn & Teller: My take on their bullshit. Maddox vs Crickets: who wins? The answer won't shock you.
I've decided to keep a promise I made in the footnote of this article I wrote 12 years ago: I'm officially running for president.īuzzebelMico9POST: 2 words every straight white male needs to read (April Fool's '16) The Social Warrior's of Justice - SJW Newspaper (April Fool's '17) Lifehack: Did you know that your opinion on whatever you just watched on Netflix doesn't matter?Ĭalling people your "dude" isn't a shortcut to personality. Introducing: Maddox Card (April Fool's '19) I removed the camera from the photographer's hands who removed smartphones from our hands to show how strange and empty his photographs would be without a camera. This 82-year-old-woman got her memory back by changing her diet and 19 other variables that weren't controlled for. Bob Dylan sucks and Leonard Cohen is spooky overrated bullshit.